Letters

Top Bid for the Dodgers

Alright McCourt, ship me the master stadium keys and my all access Chavez Ravine pass pronto, with overnight shipping. And don’t charge it to my FedEx account again. Prick.

Fit to Cheat

  Dearest Gym, We need to talk. Now that we’re a full month into our 6th year together, I have to take a pause and really put our relationship on the table. Honestly, there’s been too much building up inside for me to just pretend everything is okay between us. Because let’s face it, we’re a mess. Not only do [...]

Letter to the 405 Freeway

    Dear Mr. 405 North and Mrs. 405 South, You may remember me. I’m one of the millions of L.A. drivers that has cursed your inadequate existence over the years. Long have I endured your wrath. Long have I compared you to the experience of customer service at the DMV. Long have I made claims that you may well [...]


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